Got this from a friend (dianne)…
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01. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

02. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand.

03. If I save time, when do I get it back?

04. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

05. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

06. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.